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TIN FOIL HAT TALKS
SITE S-4 ANNEX Β· BUILDING 7
MEMORANDUM
| DATE: | 03 MAR 1981 |
|---|---|
| FROM: | Col. βββββββββ βββββββ, Director |
| TO: | All Assigned Personnel |
| SUBJECT: | Charter and Conduct |
1. Welcome to the Tin Foil Hat Talks. You have been selected because you are very good at your job and very bad at talking about it. Keep it that way.
2. Our mission is the recovery, study and containment of βββββββββ βββββββββ βββββββββ βββββββ of βββββββββ βββββββββ ββββ origin. At present that means two items:
- a. Object βββββββββ, recovered 14 AUG 1979, βββββββββ βββββββββ ββ.
- b. βββββββββ, recovered βββββ from the same site.
There was a βββββββββ. It did not survive transport. Do not ask.
3. This unit does not exist. Our budget line is "Materials Research, Miscellaneous." If your family asks, you test radar coatings.
4. Yes, the name is deliberate. Anyone who repeats what they heard at the "Tin Foil Hat Talks" sounds like a crank, and that is the point. If someone laughs at the name, let them. Do not correct them.
βββββββββ βββββββββ ββββ, Col, USAF
Director, TFHT
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